Matt: I'm tired
Dom: We haven't even started running yet
Matt: Can I have a banana?
Dom: Not right now, just carry the torch
Matt: Why isn't fire made of glitter
Chris: Because that's stupid
Matt:
Dom: This is great though I mean making history
Matt: But playing in space
Chris: Let it go
Matt: WHY CAN'T WE CARRY A BURNING STICK IN SPACE
Dom: There's nothing to keep it burning, Matt
Matt: THERE'S NOTHING FOR YOU TO KEEP BURNING
Chris: I detect unimpregnated females
Matt: THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN BABIES CHRIS
Chris: TAKE THAT BACK
Dom: Oh god
Matt: YOU ONLY CAME HERE TO MAKE MORE MINIONS
Chris: THAT'S WHY I CAME TO EARTH IN THE FIRST PLACE. YOU ONLY CAME BECAUSE YOUR HAIR WILL FLOW IN THE WIND
Matt: IT'LL BE BEAUTIFUL. MY MUM SAID SO
Dom: WILL YOU TWO STOP?! THIS IS LIVE, YOU KNOW
Chris: No need to yell, Dom
Dom:
Matt: I'm tired
